Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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