Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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