Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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