Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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