I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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