Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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