The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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