But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Randomize
