I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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