Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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