2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
