Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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