I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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