You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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