you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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