my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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