yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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