It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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