Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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