ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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