So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I looked at my own cervix.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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