Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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