He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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