Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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