operation harelip BJ is a go
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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