Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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