i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
be right there i have to get my cape
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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