Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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