I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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