Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Randomize
