And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Randomize
