Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize
