is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
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i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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