I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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