But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We need to get me chipped asap
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
