that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
im having a threesome with these popsicles
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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