Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
We had sex on a dog bed..
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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