I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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