I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I look better un-naked...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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