Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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