Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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