Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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