PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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