kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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