hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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