Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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