i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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