Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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