this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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