you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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