sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
