we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
