It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
