He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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