Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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