drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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