She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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